I've noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your child is in, the parents who have older children always tell you the next stage is worse. ~ DAVE BARRY
What is a home without children? Quiet. ~Henny Youngman
Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. ~H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn the operation of the DVD, yet are unable to understand the vacuum cleaner. - Etienne Marchal
When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out - Erma Bombeck
Small children almost never misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said - Etienne Marchal
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What is a home without children? Quiet. ~Henny Youngman
Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. ~H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn the operation of the DVD, yet are unable to understand the vacuum cleaner. - Etienne Marchal
When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out - Erma Bombeck
Small children almost never misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said - Etienne Marchal
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